I've had INUF Buy $INUF
DATE— TOEveryone launching another inu REThis. All of this.

I've had INUF.

To whom it may concern, which at this point is everyone,

There has been a Baby Inu. A Safe Inu. A Moon Inu, a King Inu, an Inu 2.0, an Inu Classic, and an Inu that was just called Inu Inu. Every week a new dog gets a ticker, a chart, and a Telegram, and every week the chart does the same thing the dog in the picture is looking at.

So this is my resignation from the inu genre. $INUF is the final inu coin. After this, there is nothing left to name. Not a baby version, not a version two, not a classic. We are done here.

Please don't make another one. I've had enough. I've had INUF.

— the shiba, facing the wall$INUF · Solana · launched on pump.fun

A shiba sitting with its back turned, head bowed, in front of a red crashing chart
Fig. 1 The author, after the four-hundredth inu.
$INUF contract · Solana
not launched yet

The pile.

A representative sample of the inu genre, generated. None of these are real coins, which somehow doesn't make them less believable. The real list is longer.

0 inus on the pile · 0 retired

One left: INUF.

The pile is closed. There's nothing after this one.

Meanwhile, on Solana.

Real inu-named pairs DexScreener picked up recently, newest first. Pulled live while you read this. They keep coming. That's the problem.

Checking whether anyone launched another inu in the last few minutes…
Source: DexScreener search, Solana pairs only. It returns a sample, not the full count.

The Final Inu Accord.

What INUF commits to, by name. Five lines, no roadmap, no version two.

  1. ART. I

    No INUF 2.0.

    There is one INUF. If you see a sequel, it isn't us, and it isn't final.

  2. ART. II

    No Baby INUF.

    The genre doesn't need offspring. The last dog doesn't have puppies.

  3. ART. III

    No "the real INUF".

    The contract address on this page is the only one we point to. Anything else is somebody else's idea.

  4. ART. IV

    No INUF Classic.

    It doesn't get to be vintage. It gets to be last.

  5. ART. V

    After INUF, the word is retired.

    Name your next dog something else. Anything else. We've had inuf.

$INUF

On Solana, launched on pump.fun. Numbers come live from DexScreener and stay blank until it's trading.

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